Mitt-tion Accomplished George W. Bush officially endorses Mitt Romney for President, or as George W. Bush might say, “Congratulations to Mitt Romney on already being elected President.” [ABC News]

Cocky Game Last Night for the New York Rangers, Brad Richards had over 20 minutes of ice time, won 14 face-offs, and– I’m sorry, what?! Well, there are two period breaks in hockey. [BroBible]

Cut Her Some Slacks You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, including about who owns the pants you’re currently wearing, can and will be used against you.” [DaculaPatch]

Spray The Sin Away That’s one way to stop Dirty Dancing: disinfectant spray. [The Smoking Gun]

Trigger Unhappy  You want to know what it feels like? You’re telling me that “it hurts” isn’t good enough for you? [Huff Post Weird]

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