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Binge Misting A scientist has invented a spray that will get you very drunk, but the effect only lasts a few seconds. Next up on the inventor's agenda? Figuring out what to do with all those photos of his genitals that he took, but then realized he probably shouldn't text to ex-girlfriends. [Time]
Take A Byte Out Of Crime Wanna rob an Internet cafe? Log out of your Facebook account first. [Gizmodo]
First Base Line? Maybe Darryl Strawberry was just sending them a thank you note? [The Big Lead]
Friends Don't Let Friends Take Pictures You know when those commercials for booze tell you to "drink responsibly?" They could also just say: "Don't act like this." [Izismile]
