I should totally play sports. Not because I'm good with balls, like the competition or even need a hobby. But because those who participate in various sports can get away with things that are otherwise socially unacceptable or "out of the norm."
The fact that I knocked back an entire three-serving bag of Trader Joe's Fettucine Alfredo followed by a pint of Ben & Jerry's last night might be described as "carbo-loading" for the big game. Read on for this and several other "weird" behaviors that have become standard in the name of sports.