Most everything celebuderps do is carefully calculated, right down to the overpriced steamed salmon salad on their plate.
Why else would a human being need a manager, personal assistant, spokesperson and whatever other dumb jobs these people dream up (personal umbrella holder?) in order to ensure their every whim and need is catered to? I'm fine being my own manager, assistant and PR rep, thankyouverymuch.
Proof that nothing in Hollywood ever happens by accident: These shocking celebrity publicity moves that you totally fell for.
6 Retarded Publicity Stunts (That Fooled Everyone)
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