Optim-ass Prime These aren't the droids you're looking for. Unless, you know, you're looking for a robot that looks exactly like human buttcheeks. Hold on, follow up question, why are you looking for a droid like that? You're gross. [YouTube]

Roll With It Would you like to see a video of a man being arrested outside Houston for riding a unicycle in the nude? Here's your chance. Or, if you'd rather take my word for it, let's just say it turns out everything isn't bigger in Texas. [The Smoking Gun]

My Gay Or The Highway President Obama made history with his endorsement of marriage equality this week, and then there was also this lady. (SFX: Cuckoo Clock) [Daily What]

Like A Virgin Did you ever hear of that movie The 70 Year Old Virgin? No? Oh right, because it's not a movie, it's a real thing. Man, this is a weird one.  [Daily Mail]

SOB Story Oh, here are those two solid minutes of people calling each other "son of a bitch" that you asked for. [BroBible]

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