No, we're not talking about truTV's The Wiener's Circle.
A mother of four from Long Island has been charged with prostitution after an undercover cop purchased a hot dog and a lap dance from her wiener cart. The "hot dog hooker" denies offering sexual favors of any kind, and is now milking the press her hot dog cart has gained with the slogan, "Get a little wiggle with your wiener."
Just one question remains. Would you get a lap dance from a lady selling meat sticks out of a truck?