Putting His Skate In His Mouth If you're at all familiar with NHL hockey, you know that it's normally Don Cherry who blurts out over-the-top ridiculous statements, not his partner, the normally level-headed Ron MacLean. Well, here's the exception that proves the rule. [Puck Daddy]

Ice-C-Cup  Boobs too hot? PROBLEM SOLVED. [Huff Post Weird]

Horsing Around I'm sorry, he told police he was "job hunting?" Because if that's how you look for a job, I'm not hiring. [Penn Live]

Winging It You know the problem with most sodas? You guessed it, they don't taste enough like buffalo chicken wings. [FoodBeast]

Track Marks Cab not coming? Just jump on a moving train. See what happens. [CBC]

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