Forget the cheap carnations and dinner at the chain restaurant up the street. Get the woman who gave you life a cleavage pillow or a painful-looking lip-suction plumper!
Or how about a waistline stretcher? It sits in the waistline of her pants so she doesn't have to do that awkward stuff-the-ol'-love-handles-in-the-jeans dance when she puts her britches on. Actually, scratch that. That would be totally offensive.
These and more strange and borderline inappropriate Mother's Day gifts here. Only get your mom these gifts if you completely hate her — they're just a step above a bouquet of dead roses.
Cleavage Pillows, Lip Plumpers And Other Weird Mother's Day Gifts (PHOTOS)
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