Dark times have befallen the Republic with scandals plaguing the Jedi Order…is how I WISH I could write about this video! Unfortunately, it's just a news report about a dumb guy with the same name as the Star Wars character Obi-Wan Kenobi, who police say was allegedly involved in a hit and run accident. Uggggh!
Mr. Kenobi may not share the Star Wars character's Jedi skills but he does share his bad habit of getting into trouble with the law. The news anchor stated in the report that Obi-Wan Kenobi was arrested by the police for allegedly causing a four car pile up while trying to merge between two cars. Even a Jedi Master with the Force as his ally couldn't pull off a maneuver like that. Fortunately he was released on bail so he didn't have to resort to using any of his Jedi mind tricks.
This news report may not have been as cool as I hoped it would be but at least it was more entertaining than Episode One.