Hope And Chains I understand you don't want to vote for Obama, sir, but which guy did you vote for in the primary? "That guy out of Texas." Oh, right- the one in prison. [Daily Mail]

Don't Lean Me Hangin' It's sort of a dumb cliche to visit the leaning tower of Pisa and hold out your hand for a picture to make it look like you're pushing it over. Clearly, the only sane response to seeing people doing this is to high five as many of them as you can. [BroBible]

Cheeri-H20s I guess this is something, but maybe a better science experiment would be to discover if anybody, anybody at all, puts water on cereal? [Discover]

Sausage Fest Finally! A hot dog cart in New York where the person serving it isn't afraid to touch your weiner. [CNN]

That's No Moon I know, you probably weren't planning to build a Death Star. BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERE, here's why it's a dumb idea. [Washington Post]

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