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Wookie Mistake Why the end of Star Wars was dumb: "The facts remain. Luke was lucky that that pilot was dumb, and Han was dumb for not shooting Vader first. Han NEVER shoots first!" [Cracked]
Never Let Go, Jack It's direct quote time! Here's director James Cameron: "I’m in the Avatar business. Period. That’s it. I’m making Avatar 2, Avatar 3, maybe Avatar 4, and I’m not going to produce other people’s movies for them. I’m not interested in taking scripts." Oh. Huh. Good plan. (Wait, did I say good? I meant terrible.) [New York Times]
Ball, Ball, Face Sometimes a headline offers up exactly what it promises; no more, no less. That being said, please enjoy: "Watch This Foul Ball Bounce Off A Guy's Groin And Then A Woman's Face." [Big Lead Sports]
Double Hittin' Kitten Look, I'm not going to force you to watch an video called "cats playing tether ball," but I will advise you that this is still the Internet. If you spend any time here, you will eventually see a video of cats playing tether ball. Why not just bite the bullet and get it over with? [College Humor]
