If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates that we found on Reddit this week:
1. And here I thought the secret ingredient was just corn syrup.
2. Are you asking us or telling us?
3. Great! Now I have to change all my passwords!
4. Whew! I thought I was gonna have to cancel my plans for this weekend.