This was no boat accident Female boss sued for sexual harassment. Notable mostly for odd incident of "forced motorboating." The article doesn't make clear who, if anyone,  actually made the motorboat sound. Seems fishy to me. [Huff Post Weird]

Drumroll, Please Oh good. Charles Barkley has FINALLY weighed in on Mitt Romney's chances at the Presidency. [Real Clear Politics]

Get A Grip  Show of hands: who was concerned that Steven Tyler hadn't visited the Playboy mansion? OK, put your hands down. He finally made the trip. Don't worry. Everything's gonna be OK. Everything will be just fine. [CNN]

Going Balistic Let me start by saying that I am not the type of dude who would break into someone's house, steal a gun and wake that person up by pointing it at them. But if I was, AND THAT IS A BIG BUT, I'd do it to someone who wasn't also good at mixed martial arts. [AZ Central]

Paging Martin Niemoeller First they came for guys who have truck nuts. And I said nothing, because I have no truck nuts… [The Smoking Gun]

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