I've never been to Los Angeles, but I imagine it to be full of celebrity wannabes, phony bronze model types and Britney Spears stalkerazzi. I hear that is fairly spot-on, but these five ridiculous facts about the City of Angels come as quite the shock.
For instance, the $9 beers. I'm not talking that fancy-pants imported brew. Domestics. Domestics. Watered-down Crap Light and Bud Fat, along with their good friend Natty. If I ever find myself hitting up LA's nightlife, rest assured that I will be sneaking boxed wine in my fake designer handbag after reading this.