Close Encounters Of The Dumb Kind Here's the thing: when celebrities talk to each other, they ALWAYS lie and say they love each other. This happens because when it doesn't, it becomes another, stupider thing. Like when Donald Trump called Rosie O' Donnell a walrus or something, remember?   Anyway, Steven Spielberg was in the same place as Lindsay Lohan or something and he had the TEMERITY to be polite. WHAT A JACKASS!  [ONTD]

Oprah-Ration Repo Ok, this is just a link to a humor website. Oprah didn't demand her cars back. But it is pretty funny, and I really wanted to make that Oprah-ration Repo joke. [Hollywood Leek]

Cat Food "That's ALMOST not cool!" Wait, which part? The part where the lion was obviously trying to eat the baby? 'Cause that was totally cool, if I'm not mistaken.  [Daily What]

Orange And Tan They say "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." So, how am I supposed to feel about the tanning-mom after Snooki calls her "a crazy bitch?" [Gothamist]

Ice Turd, Straight Ahead No, Mr. Branson- your ego is JUST where you want it. Not too big at all. This is like, totally still in the realm of not-crazytown. [The Sideshow]

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