Everlasting GOP-Stoppers What's dumber, the fact that Ron Paul has an official candy bar or that Chris Christie doesn't? [Slate]

Tan Fan OK- there's "excessive tanning" and then there's this lady, which is something else. What does she say when she goes in? "Yeah, I'll have a C. Thomas Howell from Soul Man." BONUS DUMB: Of course she's a mom. [MSNBC]

Bounty Call If anybody thought that players in the NFL were saints, they're about to be mistaken. Wait, that came out wrong. [CNN]

Can't Wing Em All Mothers in wealthy Brooklyn neighborhoods are protesting a Hooters opening up in their neighborhood. Clearly, they hate owls. [Daily Mail]

Cat Daddy Neutered Supermodel Kate Upton's new dance video has been banned from Youtube, even though the Sports Illustrated cover girl does not appear nude. Well, that settles that. Now, NO ONE will watch it. [Fox News]

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