The stout little guy in this video is apparently a street performer, but I'm not entirely sure about that. I've seen street performers get inside small boxes, juggle knives and swallowed swords but this guy's angle is just "dropping whatever miscellaneous thing he has laying around". I can't really put my finger on what his performance piece is supposed to be but I am sure that he is a little too old to be playing with toys.
Plus, anyone over the age of forty needs to get their hair cut by a professional. Especially if you're this guy, who looks like he gets his hairstyle inspiration from old He-Man cartoons. And not only is he a terrible performer with a bad haircut, he's also really dumb, because he forgot to bring the tip jar, (then again, maybe he's just doing it for the 'art').
At least he's given the term 'starving artist' a whole new meaning.
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