Unsinkable. But REALLY this time. An Australian billionaire has announced he will be building an exact replica of the doomed ocean liner Titanic, similar in every way, except for it will be equipped with modern technology. How so? Well, "it is going to be designed so it won't sink." OH GOOD SIGN ME UP THEN. [CNN]

Golden Girl On Girl Action Look, I'm not saying you have to watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape. BUT, you should probably watch these three grandmothers watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape. (NSFW Languge) [YouTube]

Without A Paddle The real question is, if the word "sky" didn't fit so nicely into the word "kayaking" would this idiot still jump out of an airplane in a kayak? [Videogum]

Not Great Grandparents Over the river and through the woods to protective services we go….[10 News]

Here's The Beef "Hey! Moo! Anybody I know in here? Fellas? Guys? Yoo-hoo! Anybody?" [Failblog]

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