Dental Damn! If you want a good reason why the dentist you go to shouldn't also be your vindictive girlfriend, maybe you should ask this guy. Or better yet, write him an email- if you ask him in person, his response might be a little garbled. [Huff Post Weird]

High There What, you thought an interview with stoners on 4/20 would end up intelligent? [Vice]

Bike Curious Did you know that BMW makes motorcycles? Well, they do, and apparently it feels really good to drive one. Maybe too good. [CBS Detroit]

America's Least Fine News Source If you have 8 minutes to watch some idiot eat an entire onion raw, you're a dumb as he is. Actually, scratch that, he's still dumber. [BroBible]

Horse Sense  Sometimes, a subject line on a blog post just flat out delivers what it promises: "Here's a Horse Wearing Jeans." [Tosh.0]

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