What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas especially when it comes to truTV's Las Vegas Jailhouse.
Here's a video clip of a guy who should be more worried about getting into trouble with the police than the terrible food he's being served. Instead of just staying quiet and eating his prison slop, this guy tries to explain to the cop (using math that only someone who's maybe had a few would understand) how the car accident he was involved in wasn't his fault. And he tells his story in the police station lobby, not inside a jail cell. Apparently, if you get caught drunk driving in Las Vegas you'll only have to spend a the night in their frighteningly well lit and clean lobby.
I have to hand it to that cop, there's no way I would have been able to listen to this idiot babble on, desperately trying to save his own skin. Although, the cop did look like he was using all of his willpower to keep himself from tazing this annoying bro.
At least he got to be on TV! Can't beat that!