
Ah, hipster parents. Between your love of fancypants duds for someone who won't be able to wear them three weeks from now, to your insistence that they buff up on their knowledge of Neutral Milk Hotel, you do a lot of stupid things sometimes.
I know you mean well. It's normal to want your offspring to be as cool as you (think you) are, but it's a child, not a mannequin or a tiny robot you both made in a Brooklyn artist share. So think about that the next time you're doing any of these incredibly stupid things to/with your kid. Many of the things on this list leave wounds that no amount of indie rock can heal.

