Out Of Gas  In Kyrgyzstan, the flame of memory for the soldiers lost in World War 2 will never go out.  Of course, the ACTUAL "eternal" flame has been extinguished by the gas company, who is owed over $9,000 by the government.  [Time] 

Bombs Away Speaking of disputes over bills, allegedly threatening to "blow up" an electric company isn't a very intelligent way to dispute a bill.  Of course, if you're getting interviewed on the news about it, where you know people are going to be judging you like crazy, I have to say I'm all in favor of the "I Love Haters" T-shirt. [The Sideshow]

Boos on First Why did the the creepy dead Japanese ghost girl from The Ring throw out the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan? Well, here we are talking about The Ring I guess, so that's why. [Twitch]

Huge Dope If you have a plan to sneak a bunch of cocaine through airport security becuase you know someone on the inside who works for the TSA, here's a tip: DON'T GO TO THE TERMINAL WHERE YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T WORK. [Freep]

Buyer Beware  Remember the dude who was arrested after paying a woman for a sexual encounter in a White Castle bathroom? He called the police to complain that he had not  received "all of it," from his prostitute, and only "kissing and sucking." Well,  guess what? He's been arrested again for complaining about ANOTHER prostitute. I am not making this up. [The Smoking Gun]

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