Office workers everywhere are getting ready for Administrative Professionals Day, the one day of the year corporate overlords have set aside to show their appreciation to office drones for sacrificing their souls for the good of a few wealthy 'job creators'. What better way to celebrate the holiday by highlighting some of the awesome things about being an office drone? And by 'awesome' I mean dumb. 

For the 'noob' in the office, a meeting may appear to be the perfect opportunity to pitch a new idea to the boss, who seems like a really cool guy. But as the grizzled veteran learned a long time ago, it's better to just tweet about the terrible coffee than to stick your neck out like that. 

And do you have a daughter who keeps getting into trouble at school? Well, scare her straight this Take Your Daughter To Work Day by introducing her to some of the pleasant people she'll be stuck working with if she doesn't get her act together. Just be sure to keep the office sleaze away from her. 

For a complete list of corporate culture pleasantries read our 20 Dumb Things About Being An Office Drone.

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