
Freaky Saturday Lindsay Lohan, everybody's favorite celebrity trainwreck, will be attending the White House Correspondents' dinner on Saturday, as the guest of Fox News' Greta van Susteren. This is the same broadcaster who raised the stink that led to beloved comedian Louis CK to NOT perform at the dinner, and now she's showing up with LiLo in tow? How else is Van Susteren planning to ruin this night? Will she be peeing in the soup? [CNN]
Magnolia Bakery? Here's a 500 word news story about a six-year-old eating a cupcake. It's Tom Cruise's kid, but seriously? "Kid bites cupcake, makes face, finishes cupcake." FASCINATING. [The Sideshow]
Foul Play You know how when someone catches a foul ball at a baseball game, and everybody around starts chanting for the person who caught it to give it to some kid who's sitting next to them? This is what happens when they don't give it to the kid. [BroBible]
Boob Tube It's an awards show, but you know, for KIDS! [Izismile]

