If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates that we found on Reddit this week:
1. Forever alone.
2. If you had to write a book report about it for the "18th time" and you still didn't read the book, what were the other 17 book reports about?
3. In this person's defense, The Beatles are a timeless band.
4. Mothers are an Internet troll's worst nightmare.
5. Maybe someone should get her a calendar for her baby shower.