Newt World Order Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich to announce his campaign is "suspended." I'll give 50 bucks to the first reporter who asks "How can you tell?" [Fox News]

Non-Stop Chopping Meanwhile, in elderly ninja news…[Tosh.0]

Dropping More Than The Gloves OK- I'm not necessarily OPPOSED to the bikini hockey league, but maybe the smartest time to announce that decision isn't right in the middle of the Stanley Cup playoffs. I'm just kidding. I'm opposed to the bikini hockey league. [MSN.com]

That's How He Rolls Here's Barack Obama, moving the crowds aside to make room to play with one of his supporter's balls. [BoingBoing]

Dude Looks Like A Lady Via our pals at Mental Floss, here's a fantasy author posing for photographs in the same way the women on the covers of his books are posed. Of course he threw out his back. [Jim C Hines]

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