Talk about bad bathroom timing. Russell Mace (pictured, left) of Connecticut allegedly crapped in a bank parking lot just before robbing the financial establishment. His wife and kids were waiting in the getaway car. Click here to read the disgusting story in full, including exactly why Mr. Mace made like a Russell Terrier and shat outside.
I get it — times are tough. We all could use a little extra cash right now. But pooping in parking lots and attempting to rob banks are not the answer. And if you are going to make doody in the parking lot before committing your crime, consider choosing a different bank to rob where you're not leaving behind fecal evidence.