Apparently I've been perusing the bargain basement sex shops, because I've never come across a diamond-encrusted dildo or gold-flaked massage oil while shopping for my unmentionables.
Yet these overpriced pleasure-inducing products really do exist, albeit in the nightstand drawers of people like Paris Hilton and Anthony Weiner. Us normal folk have no use for gold-plated handcuffs or condoms in fancy packaging. Knowing there are thousands of dollars worth of jewels on my adult magic wand certainly won't excite me any faster, and spermicidal condoms will do the trick regardless of a $5 or a $25 price tag. These overpriced luxury sex toys are merely a waste of hard-earned money and semi-precious stones, if you ask me.
14 'Luxury' Sex Toys For The Extremely Rich and Creepy
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