There are plenty of stoners out there who smoke enough of the sweet Mary Jane that they, themselves, start to believe the splif is perfectly legal. You'd be shocked at how many of these potheads have called 911 — because someone ganked their stash.
There's even an officer who confiscated some chronic, made magic brownies and then called 911 for an ambulance because he thought he and his wife were dying of an overdose. "We made brownies," he told the dispatcher. "And I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow." Click here to listen to the hilarious audio from the cop's call.
"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday. You ain't got no job… and you ain't got sh** to do." Best. Quote. Ever. Just for poops and grins. Happy 4/20!
4/20 Dopey 911 Calls: Stoners Report Their Pot Stolen
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