Hollywood's darling daughter, Suri Cruise, turned six years old yesterday! *blows celebratory birthday horn*
Just kidding. I mean, the kiddo begat by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really did hit the six-year mark, but I don't get what all the fuss is about. There are tons (yes, tons) of blogs dedicated to Suri — her fashion, her imaginary diary, her fake Twitter and my personal favorite, her burn book dedicated to poking fun at the more classless of celebrity children.
The news about her birthday was one of the biggest stories online yesterday, but… she only turned six. She's not even legal. She's just a child. America's Suri obsession is totes borderline creepy.