Kentucky Fried Moron 
Encore! Encore! Yes, we're returning to the same gas-stealing Facebook dude, but here's an itemized list of the OTHER stupid things he did on Facebook. It's impressive. And we see a LOT of stupid around here. [Happy Place]
Gold Bond How dumb is it to compile all the times someone says "Double-O" in every James Bond movie? Pretty dumb, but it also makes me crave Double Stuff Oreos, for some reason. [YouTube]
Gone to pot Tomorrow is 4.20, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (You do.) If you live in New York City, and you want to, um… celebrate, here are a list of places where you can get your munchies on. [Gothamist]
Slow Burn Normally, I'd link out for something like this, but you need to see this immediately: As they say themselves, it's "stupidity captured at 2500 frames per second."
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