The guy in this video is the infamous Fred of Dirt Cheap Cigarettes Beer & Liquor, and for some of us who grew up in Missouri he was a God. In every one of his commercials Fred claimed that his cheap beer and cigarettes would make the perfect gift for any occasion. That would be true if every occasion (like Mother's Day) turned into drunken kegger party. But if that weren't classy enough, Fred goes on to say, "The more she drinks, the better you look!" Most women would probably die of alcohol poisoning before they'd find a guy as cheap as Fred attractive.
But Fred isn't all about the business of supporting the persecuted smoker and encouraging date rape. No, he wants you to have a good time too! He emphasizes this point by putting some guy in a chicken costume and having them dance around saying, "Fun, fun!" I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in the chicken costume is his best customer. I know I'd need plenty of drinks to make me feel better about my poor choices in life.
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