Graduation Day is only a few weeks away for many college students and what better way to start feeling bad about those student loans than looking at the dumb jobs you'll be applying for. Most grads will end up using their Communications Degree in the most soul crushingly dumb way but with all the dumb jobs out there at least you'll have plenty of options to choose from!
Perhaps you're someone who loves wearing a fedora and likes to objectively push your own agenda? Well, then congratulations because now you can officially start printing those business cards that say 'journalist' under your name! But if that sounds dumb to you at least you can get a job as journalism's loud mouth, half-wit cousin and be a blogger.
For you graduates that are hoping to be a successful artist with only a few Painting 101 pieces under your belt, go for it! People like J. Seward Johnson Jr. did it, but keep in mind his Dad was one half of the Johnson & Johnson empire so he was fortunate enough to skip the 'starving' part of the starving artist. At least you still have the option of being a barista to help pay the rent.
And for the narcissistic sociopath college grad who thinks they'll never fit anywhere in society, put your sack of 'tools' away because there are dumb jobs for you too! Being a chef is a great way to release the masochistic side of you or you can put your lying skills to good use by being a politician or even a celebrity publicist. Hey, if you're on the road to hell, you might as well make some good money on the way!
Be sure to read our 15 Totally Dumb Jobs for a complete list of jobs that will make you regret going to college.