Candy Man The story of what happened on the day George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin dead has yet to be fully explored by the court system, so I won't pass judgment on it. What I will pass judgment on is the portrait some artist made of Zimmerman out of Skittles. WHAT A JACKASS.  Even if making a portrait of Zimmerman out of candy was a good idea, (IT ISN'T) this dude went with Skittles over M&Ms? "Zimmerman" has three "m's," for crying out loud!  [WTSP.com]

Up In The Air  It's a bird! It's a plane! It's super-moron! [YouTube]

Easy Chair Oftentimes, here at the Dumb News, we are accused of not presenting anything of educational value. In response to that, we reply, "have you ever heard of masturbation furniture?" Until recently, we hadn't either. Can you believe two of these things cost almost $400 bucks? [The Smoking Gun]

The Late Show In honor of Tupac's ghost showing up at Coachella the other day, (that's what happened, right?) here are several other celebrities who got up and shuffled around for your entertainment after kicking the bucket. Check the comments section as well, for additional dancin' corpses.  [Mental Floss]

Running On Empty So who's left in the GOP race for President? Lemme see, Rick Perry is out. Michelle Bachmann is out. Herman Cain is out. Rick Santorum is out, (of the race, take it easy, Rick.) So who else is there? There's Mitt Romney, over there in the corner, having a peanut butter and money sandwich, but who else is there? OH RIGHT THIS GUY. Good press, dude. [Death and Taxes]

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