Well, it's been a little over three months since January and that's about the time when the majority of us break the "exercise more" part of our New Year's resolution. But before you blame yourself there are more than enough reasons to break the contract with your local gym. That is IF you're clever enough to break that contract. 

For most of us, we just want to be left alone when trying to figure out how to use the complex exercise machines that look like they were developed for NASA. Unfortunately there are a lot of people who won't leave you alone because they treat the gym as their own private singles bar. But with all the bad techno music constantly playing, can you blame them? Whatever happened to just playing "Eye Of The Tiger" over and over again? 

Plus, did you ever wonder what happened to that bully or the mean cheerleader in high school? Well, they didn't get fat or pregnant and they certainly did not get any nicer, they became gym trainers! And if anything, they've refined their bullying tactics into a fine art. Instead of sticking your head in the toilet, these days they're getting you to throw your money in it, by guilt tripping you into paying sacks of cash for their services and products. So much for going to that upcoming high school reunion. 

And for those of you Free Willy types, do us all a favor and don't blow dry your little corn nuggets in front of us. The gym provides everyone with comically small towels for a reason. It's bad enough that we have to use sweaty, germ infested work out machines we don't need your naked hairy bodies making us sick too. 

Check out our 15 Dumbest Things About Going To The Gym for a complete list of reasons you shouldn't be pumped about working out. 

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