Cheers And Jeers  Dancing idiot fails to make the Denver Broncos cheerleading squad in time for Peyton Manning's arrival. He'll be back next year, thank heaven. [NESN]

School's Out Having a problem with the Trinity College Internet? Email them! [Happy Place]

 What A Sucker  We all know the major problem with lollipops: they aren't MADE OUT OF PIE. [Foodbeast]

In The Doghouse There's no way this story has a happy ending. You know, unless this kid is REALLY REALLY good at playing quarterback. [Daily Mail]

Doggy In The Window  Hard to believe, I know, that the answer to this question isn't "because they are idiots." [Mental Floss]

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