Michael "Flathead" Blanchard of Denver recently passed on, and if his obit is any indication, Blanchard was a stubborn sonofagun who enjoyed "booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died." Literally. That's what his memoriam says in The Denver Post.
The obit goes on to list more of Flathead's wild pasttimes, a few of his loved ones, and some oddly named person who can kiss his butt. Many are calling Blanchard's public good-bye "the best obit ever." Do you agree? Read it for yourself.
And if you're intending to pay your respects to Flathead, you'd better be of age. His family explicitly asks that no one under 18 attend the memorial service.