Now that you know the 20 Dumbest Things About Being In Your 20s, we found a few glorious reasons why life gets way better after you turn 30, despite the fact that one-third of your life is over.
Like, according to reason No. 1, you get free punch and pie!!! Every day (sort of). You may never be Kate Upton's sex slave or the next Tiger Woods, but each day still brings surprises and the opportunity for change. Click here to read the exciting list in full, and then tell us if these things are true in the comments.