Dating is tough, I get it. Sometimes you're forced to make a dumb video and post it on a dating website in the hopes your soul mate will see it and fall madly in love with you. Sigh. What I wouldn't do for love.
Oh, right. I definitely wouldn't do THIS. Debbie (left) really wants a boyfriend, so she made this ridiculously emotional video for eHarmony. Debbie also really likes cats. A lot. And she cries. A lot. She does something really funny with her breasts right around 0:17, too. Whether she's just acting or is seriously in need of being institutionalized, it's hilarious.
Note To Debbie: You sure as hell aren't doing us Cat Ladies any justice. You make us look crazy. I mean, sure, I want to put my cat, Sophie, in a bowtie and place her gently on a rainbow, too. But I'm not going to tell people that. I suggest you look for your dignity first, and then find your soul mate. Love, Tina & Sophie Sassypants