Former Santa Fe cop Mike Eiskant has been accused of pleasuring himself in his squad car while on duty. The dumbest part? He left his dash cam on during the entire solo sexual escapade. An audio sample of the footage was obtained, and the sound of pants unzipping along with a breathy, "Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby," can clearly be heard. Yes, the uniformed hornball was talking to himself.
Other officers have even accused Eiskant of stalking women and stealing marijuana. Oh, and the creepster's badge number was 69. Coincidence? Doubtful. Click here to listen to the footage from Officer Diddler's masturbatory sex fest.