Hot Slice! Via Foodbeast, I found the dumbest and most fun pizza-eating game to play with your friends (provided you don't lose.) Here's how it works: eight pieces of pizza, three friends, one slice has three drops of the hottest hot sauce on the planet on it. Who wants to go first? [YouTube]

Hockey-masked killer? The Stanley Cup playoffs start this week. Of course, normally, the headlines announcing it don't read like the most awesome horror movie ever. [Local 10.com]

Ladies Second It's not so much that women don't LIKE money, it's that men NEED it more. [ThinkProgress]

Binder Clip Did you ever buy a mundane item online, only to have some idiot email you to ask if you want to "rate" it? That happened to comedian Rob Paravonian when he bought a notebook. He did the only sensible thing and sent them a music video. [YouTube]

Great White Dope It's one thing to SAY you're a fan of the anchor jacket that Mayor Larry Vaughn wears in the movie Jaws. But there's only one way to walk the walk, and that's to join the jacket's official Facebook fan page. [Facebook]

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