Capital pill Oh, look! It's a grammatically incorrect, sloppily written personal attack on Twitter! Why is that news? Because it's from a United States Senator and it's directed at the President. [NY Daily News]

Feeding his ego  Bieber doesn't want your yogurt. [cordjefferson.tumblr]

Mean girl "SHE PUSHED ME!" Who cares? Oh, it's Lindsay Lohan. ALERT THE MEDIA! [CNN]

Fine art, for the less-smart Fans of the late artist Thomas Kinkade are buying up his paintings because "it will be worth more down the road." Later in the article: "You were never really buying the real thing, you were buying something made by a machine." [Yahoo! News]

Facebook Crimeline What's dumber: a fugitive from the law updating his Facebook page or the fact that the cops haven't caught him yet?  [My Northwest]

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