A Florida prostitute was arrested by an undercover cop after she allegedly offered sexual favors in exchange for two McDoubles — the dollar menu version of the double cheeseburger at McDonald's. The woman claimed her fee was two McDoubles, plus a $40 tip, of course, for her sexy-time services.
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If you're going to go all the way for a burger, at least add a super-size fries and a Coke. Maybe a McFlurry if it's hot outside.