Have you met Alana from Toddlers & Tiaras? I've officially dubbed this six-year-old Southern diva our unofficial mascot. Her Mom is a Coupon Queen (aka toilet-paper hoarder), and Alana often spews lines like, "Those other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me, honey boo-boo child!" She has more attitude than Naomi Campbell on a good day, and we love her for it.
Alana's one-liners have been made into a fabulous remix — click here to take a listen. Now please excuse me while I continue praying for an Alana-Nicki Minaj duet.