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Honey-boo-boo Alana from ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ gets remixed

April 05, 2012 11:00 AM | permalink

Posted by Tina

Oh, happy day! My favorite pint-sized toddler beauty queen has just been… REMIXED!

Have you met Alana from Toddlers & Tiaras? I've officially dubbed this six-year-old Southern diva our unofficial mascot. Her Mom is a Coupon Queen (aka toilet-paper hoarder), and Alana often spews lines like, "Those other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me, honey boo-boo child!" She has more attitude than Naomi Campbell on a good day, and we love her for it.

Alana's one-liners have been made into a fabulous remix — click here to take a listen. Now please excuse me while I continue praying for an Alana-Nicki Minaj duet.

Toddlers & Tiaras' Alana Gets Remixed

[TheFrisky]

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