A wild turkey has been mercilessly stalking and attacking a Michigan woman for the past few weeks, to the point where the 69-year-old Edna Geisler feels like a prisoner on her own property. She has dubbed the cranky bird, "Godzilla." Whenever she leaves her home, the 25-pound bird pecks, claws and tries to bite Geisler, who is at her wits end with the foul assailant. "Every time I eat turkey I smile," Geisler said. "I'd like to do that to him."
The terrible turkey has even recently come out with his own rap video. Click here to watch the walking lunch meat in all his hilariously aggressive, wacky glory.