Here's a sport you probably won't see getting into the Olympics anytime soon.
In this video a guy takes part in drunk hill climbing, where the participant gets completely intoxicated and tries to walk up a steep hill. Whether you lose points for liver damage isn't really clear, but what is clear is this guy is terrible at this game. Or maybe he's really good at it, it's hard to tell.
It also seems that this 'sport' has an official uniform! A blue shirt, tie and a red colonial hat. I couldn't really tell you why they wear this, but this WAS probably invented in a moment of pure drunkenness, so it's probably pointless to dwell on the specifics.
Even though he may or may not have won the game, he certainly placed first in alcohol poisoning.