The Mega Millions jackpot is reportedly the largest lottery jackpot ever, at $540 million. Exciting, right? Hate to break it to you, but you're not winning it.
You have a better shot of dating a supermodel (especially if you're a NY Jets quarterback) than you do of taking home those millions. So no, it can't hurt to at least ask Kate Upton what she's doing this weekend. The odds are sort of in your favor.
You're also more likely to become President of the United States than you are of winning big. Seriously. Click here for seven more things that will probably happen to you before you score the Mega Millions pot. Spend your dollars on a scratch-off ticket instead.
9 Things Shockingly More Likely Than You Winning Mega Millions
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