Hot mess Courtney Stodden and her ugly dog recently shot a PSA for PETA, and we're not sure why. She says she's never eaten a hamburger in her entire 17 years of life, and I believe that about as much as I believe her breasts are real.
For those of you who don't know, Stodden is the teenage bride of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. She is well known for being stupid, and that's about it. Click here to watch the teenage trainwreck's very strange PETA message where she drones on about her love for animals, her hideous four-legged companion, tofu Thanksgiving dinners and other dumb crap. Just don't yell at us later for taking away two minutes of your life.