It seems like yesterday when all you needed to become a celebrity was to just sleep with someone famous. Now it seems like that doesn't even count for anything unless you have videotaped proof of it all over the internet. So you'd think that people in Hollywood who are so obviously desperate to stay relevant would jump at the chance to make one. But shockingly enough, there are some celebrities who you'd think would have a sex tape, but actually don't!  

A sex tape is seemingly perfect for a celebrity's career. What better way to distract the public from the fact that you have no real talent or usefulness to society at large? Plus, they're a great way for celebrities to squeeze a few extra seconds out of their 15 minutes of fame. So it's puzzling that someone like Kate Gosselin doesn't have a sex tape yet. You'd think she of all people would do anything to delay the inevitability of having to go back to waiting in line at the grocery store like the rest of us. 

And it's strange that people like Snooki would thumb their nose at the idea of filming her most intimate moments, considering she's the darling of the reality TV world. But then again maybe it's a good thing that she doesn't have one.

But of all people, you'd think Charlie Sheen would definitely have a sex tape. Right? Well before you go running off to Google, think again! While there's no doubt he's done just about everything you can and can't imagine, Sheen in fact doesn't have a sex tape. Perhaps the idea isn't 'winning' enough for someone with tiger's blood flowing through their veins. 

10 Dumb Celebrities Who, Surprisingly, Don't Have Sex Tapes

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