Can You Dig It I thought you said your husband's name was Benny? So why do you keep calling him Herb? [FloriDUH]

Won't You Beatbox, My Neighbor On the one hand, this is not breaking news. On the other, it is Mr. Rogers breakdancing. [YouTube]

Button Of Destiny Did you ever wonder what it felt like to have your finger on the nuclear button? This is like that, but with pizza. [Forbes]

I'll guess 'no' and 'no' I may be wrong, but I believe this is the first time these two sentences have appeared in the New York Times: "Is it wrong to have sex with a dead chicken? How about your sister?"  [New York Times]

Bad Words Composing a word problem for the students in your math class? Maybe leave out the references to slaves. [Happy Place]

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